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Funny Jokes To Past The Time - Yo mama is soooooo dumb..

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Yo mama is soooooo dumb..
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  • ... she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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  • ... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to  death.
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  • ... the phone rang and she answered the door.  
  • ... she got hit by a parked car!
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  • ... she threw a rock at the ground and missed.  
  • ... she sat on the television and watched the couch.
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  • ... she can''t even jump to a conclusion.
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  • ... she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
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  • ... she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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  • ... she stayed up all night studying for a pregnancy  test.
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  • ... she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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  • ... it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
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  • ... I told her to make up her mind and she put lipstick  on her head.
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  • ... she tripped over a cordless phone.
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  • ... she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
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  • ... she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.  
  • ... she fell out a window and the bitch went up.
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  • ... it takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes
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  • ... when she went to a movie theater and saw a sign that  said "Under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
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  • ... when I told her it was chilly outside, she went to  get a bowl.
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  • ... she got locked outside of a motorcycle.
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  • ... she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
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  • ... she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the  other side.
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  • ... she tried to take over the world by stealing the  globe from the library.
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  • ... she bought a car, and returned it because there  weren''t any gloves in the glove compartment.
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  • ... she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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  • ... she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
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  • ... when she runs, she makes the CD player skip ... at  the radio station.
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  • ... she thought taco bell was authentic Mexican food.
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  • ... she thought a football was a foot to throw around.
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  • ... she thought aspiration was butt sweat.
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  • ... she thought judo was what you use to make bagels.
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  • ... she stole free bread.