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- Your grandma so fat
... the bitch fell down tried to get up and rocked herself to sleep - Your grandma so fat
... that if she was an aeroplane, she''d be a jumbo jet. - Your grandpa so fat
... that he''s half Scottish, half Irish, half Polish, and half American. - Your wife so fat
... she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, "Land ahoy!!!" - Your priest so fat
... when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell... - Your auntie so fat
... when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the dressing room. - Your bookie so fat
... he gotta buy clothes by the furlong. - Your dentist so fat
... that when he burped he blew out all your mamma''s teeth...that why she so ugly! - Your father so fat
... when you climb on top of him your ears pop. - You''re so ugly
...yo mama had to feed you with a sling shot - Your sister so fat
... that even Richard Simmons can''t help laughing. - Your sis so fat
... she uses soccer balls for earrings. - Your father so fat
... he can''t even tie his own shoelaces. - Your kid sister so fat
... the Japanese sumo wrestling squad had to turn her down. - Your Star Trek fan so fat
... he make Riker''s beer belly look 2 atoms thick. - Your lawyer''s so fat
... we''re inside her right now. - Your auntie so fat
... that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales. - Your boss so fat
... that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a sofa. - Your air hostess so fat
... that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747. - Your boyfriend so fat
... he hasn''t seen his feet for 10 years. - Your bro so fat
... that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain''t talkin bout the ''sweetie''. - Your music teacher so fat
... that she whistles bass. - Your postman so fat
... he got his very own post code. - Your cousin so fat
... she''s on both sides of the family. - Your girlfriend so fat
... I ask her to go get a curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy. - Your wife so fat
... she got more nooks and crannies than a Ploughman''s pastry. - Your sister so fat
... she got a new job DJ''ing for the ice cream van. - Your dog so fat
... that when you take it "walkies" it don''t know whether it walking or rolling. - Your astronomer so fat
... she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and Pluto...and... - your ass is so fat
... you created the Earth with a pizza.
