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Yo Mama is sooooo fat...
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Yo Mama is sooooo old...
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  • Your grandma so fat
     ... the bitch fell down tried to get up and rocked herself to sleep
     
  • Your grandma so fat
     ... that if she was an aeroplane, she''d be a jumbo jet.
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  • Your grandpa so fat
     ... that he''s half Scottish, half Irish, half Polish, and half American.
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  • Your wife so fat
     ... she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, "Land ahoy!!!"
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  • Your priest so fat
     ... when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
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  • Your auntie so fat
     ... when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the dressing  room.
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  • Your bookie so fat
     ... he gotta buy clothes by the furlong.
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  • Your dentist so fat
     ... that when he burped he blew out all your mamma''s teeth...that why she so  ugly!
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  • Your father so fat
     ... when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
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  • You''re so ugly
     ...yo mama had to feed you with a sling shot
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  • Your sister so fat
     ... that even Richard Simmons can''t help laughing.
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  • Your sis so fat
     ... she uses soccer balls for earrings.
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  • Your father so fat
     ... he can''t even tie his own shoelaces.
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  • Your kid sister so fat
     ... the Japanese sumo wrestling squad had to turn her down.
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  • Your Star Trek fan so fat
     ... he make Riker''s beer belly look 2 atoms thick.
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  • Your lawyer''s so fat
     ... we''re inside her right now.
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  • Your auntie so fat
     ... that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
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  • Your boss so fat
     ... that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a sofa.
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  • Your air hostess so fat
     ... that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
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  • Your boyfriend so fat
     ... he hasn''t seen his feet for 10 years.
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  • Your bro so fat
     ... that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain''t talkin bout the  ''sweetie''.
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  • Your music teacher so fat
     ... that she whistles bass.
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  • Your postman so fat
     ... he got his very own post code.
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  • Your cousin so fat
     ... she''s on both sides of the family.
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  • Your girlfriend so fat
     ... I ask her to go get a curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
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  • Your wife so fat
     ... she got more nooks and crannies than a Ploughman''s pastry.
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  • Your sister so fat
     ... she got a new job DJ''ing for the ice cream van.
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  • Your dog so fat
     ... that when you take it "walkies" it don''t know whether it walking or  rolling.
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  • Your astronomer so fat
     ... she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and Pluto...and...
     
  • your ass is so fat
     ... you created the Earth with a pizza.